Judging by the Cover

It’s a busy day, the bays are full, the phone keeps ringing,
the front door bell never seems to stop, and everyone is
humming a tune. It’s a picture perfect day at the auto repair
shop. Parts were ordered, and surprisingly enough every part
came in correct the first time...every time.  No snapped off
bolts, no rusted parts that needed more than the usual
persuasion to get off, and not one fuss with how long things
were taking, or how much it costs.  I’d like to keep that
mental picture for a while, because it doesn’t happen that
often in this business.  Somehow, some way, there’s going to
be a loose nut thrown into the activities of the day. 

  Two new jobs showed up at the same time.  A really nice,
clean, 07' F350 4WD diesel with an ABS light on, and a really
dilapidated 97' KIA with charging system problems, with no
light on.  The big diesel lumbered into the service bay after
the usual explanations of the diagnostic charges.  The owner
was enthusiastic about having his truck checked out.
Why, I’d even say he seemed rather proud about the whole
thing.  Its text book diagnostics procedures, run a few
tests, check the codes, hook up the scanner and watch the speed sensor PID’s. Piece of cake.

On the other hand the same explanation of the diagnostic charges was given to the owner of the 97' KIA.  That didn’t go over as well... at all.  Seems the KIA had been around the block and around again.  He has had it checked out at various shops, which ended up with the owner ticked off and no positive answers to his cars problems.  It took more than a little effort on my part just to get the owner to allow me to diagnose the problem.  He finally said yes, and handed me the keys.

The little car was in the front parking area off to one side, away from the other cars.  The paint was faded, the clear coat was peeling, and the windshield was full of splinter cracks. The dull and faded hood had greasy hand prints all over the front edge where people were grabbing it. That was just the superficial first glance, it gets better.  I grabbed the door handle to open the door, it didn’t budge.  About then, the owner leans out of the front office door, while waiting for his ride and said, “Ya gotta lift it up pretty hard and then jerk it open.”  I waved “thanks” to the owner and gave the door a good yank, it creaked and moaned as it swung open.  The interior of the car was a pit.  Cigarette butts everywhere, papers, fast food cups, and trash littered the interior.  The smell was oppressive. But, I said I’d look at, and after all the commotion and persuading at the front counter I wasn’t backing out now.  I’m bound and determined to diagnose this problem, even if I have to wear a gas mask to do it.

The little KIA ended up in the bay next to the big diesel with the ABS problems.  Both vehicles didn’t take long to diagnose.  The diesel was just a faulty front speed sensor, while the KIA had two problems.  A faulty alternator and a strange problem with the instrument cluster.  The charge light wouldn’t come on.  Since this car has an alternator that is controlled by the PCM, the charge light is just there to indicate the condition of the charging system to the driver.  (It can charge just fine without a charge light in working condition on this particular car).  The only thing to do now was to write up both estimates.

  I was so sure the big shiny diesel job would be a “do”, so when I called in to get prices on the parts I told the parts supplier to go ahead and send the speed sensor, but to hold off on the alternator.  I just couldn’t see the KIA getting done.  Next step, inform the customers. The call was made to the owner of the diesel. When I explained the results of the test and the estimate for the repair, instead of getting an OK as I expected, what I got was an earful of what this guy thought of mechanics, the automotive repair business, and how we (mechanics) are all just a bunch of rip offs taking advantage of hard working people like himself.  Really?  And to think, he was so eager and obliging to have it checked out and now this? I don’t know if it was the price of the repair or this guy just flipped out.  There was no repairing the damage to my ego, or this guy’s distrust of the auto repair biz. It pretty much knocked the wind out of my sails. I hung the phone up knowing this job wasn’t going to happen. 

Discouraged and a bit downhearted after the last phone call I took a deep breath and made the call to the KIA owner.  I went through all the steps needed to bring his little car back to life, including the part about how I would have to pull the instrument cluster out and see what’s going on as to why the charge light wasn’t working.  I was expecting this guy to flip out but, to my utter amazement, he said, “Do it.  Do it all.  You’re the first person to make any sense out of what’s wrong, and I think you’re the man for the job. I expected it to cost a few bucks. Just call me when it’s ready.”  I was still in shock as I hung up the phone.  Here’s this rundown, grease covered car that I wouldn’t put a plugged nickel into, and this guy is having me do the whole thing, while the owner of the exceptionally clean diesel is on this rampage about how rotten car repair people are.  Go figure.

I guess it just go goes to show...  “Ya can’t judge a book by its cover, or an owner by his car.”

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