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My All-time Worst Spark Plug R&Rs

  I’ve been changing spark plugs almost as long as I’ve been able to hold a
socket wrench. I’ve changed plugs on everything from the family lawn mower
to huge engines, and over the years there have been a few of them that are
memorable only because they were such a pain in the toolbox to get out.  A
few were rusted into place, or the threads were stripped, and a few that
broke off in the head, but the ones I remember the most are the ones that
had you muttering to yourself that you’d never do another one again.

       Now, I could mention the trouble with getting the spark plugs out of the
Ford Triton 3 valve engines and how difficult those can be, but they are only
tough because of the design aspects of the engine. Not that they are that
difficult to get too. I’ve tried taking them out with the engine cold and with
the engine hot. I prefer the hot method. Once I started taking them out that
way I haven’t had near the hassle as taken them out cold (as per the procedure
from Ford).  Although, they are tough enough to extract, and a few choice
words for the engineers may be in order, they don’t require the dexterity of
a gymnast to get them out. 

The transverse engines, any thoughts?  Yea, I’ve got a few, especially the ones that half the intake has to be removed to get to the back plugs.  What a genius design from a maintenance stand point.  Yea, it sure does make for a compact engine bay, and yes, they don’t need changed as often as the older models do, but still.... what a hassle. Some of the transverse engines required you to remove the upper engine mount (the dog bone) and rock the engine in one direction to gain access the back plugs.  A lot of guys would rock the engine back and forth, and when the engine was in the right spot they would jam on the emergency brake.  It worked, but holy cow... dangerous!  If the E-brake didn’t hold in the middle of your changing them, it could be even more difficult to extract the mechanic than just the spark plugs! The best method was to get the proper tool (Oh, gee another tool to buy) and use it to crank the engine to the right spot.

All those weird spark plug designs and sideways motor layouts had their issues, but nothing compared to the contortionist you had to be on other vehicles, or even worse how a job that looks to be only an hour or two turns into an all-day affair. One in particular that I remember so well is the mid 70‘s Chevy Vega. You know, the little car with the aluminum engine and the notorious oil consumption, yea that one.  Well, there is another Vega that was available that didn’t have the little 4 cylinder engine in it.  It came from the factory with a V8 squeezed under the hood. 

Why do I remember this so well?  I had a customer with one who wanted the spark plugs replaced.  Back in the day, there was a national chain of tune up shops that was offering a 29.95 tune up for any factory original car.  My customer had already asked me what I would charge and he didn’t like my price at all.  The 29.95 looked like a bargain so he headed right over there.

A day or so later I got a call from the tune up place. They were questioning whether or not it was a factory set up, because they couldn’t even see the plugs. In fact, they couldn’t find it in their labor guides, either. The customer told them I did all his work, so they assumed I must have been the guy who “shoe-horned” this V8 in there.  I laughed, and told them it was definitely factory assembly.  The problem was the only way to remove all the plugs was to first remove the entire motor.  Hey, they advertised it; they said they would do any factory car for that price, so do it!

They ended up pulling the motor and changing the plugs for the advertised price, but with one stipulation. Never to bring it back.

Another fabulous design that needs to be put on the list of all time dumb designs is the mid 80‘s GM 4WD van with a V8 engine.  Now here’s one that you’ll get a work out trying to get to all the plugs.  One from the deck lid, one from inside the wheel well, one with the dog house removed. Oh, and the last one... good luck.  It’s buried in there to the point that you have to put your socket, swivel, and extension onto the spark plug in sections and then you might manage an eighth of a turn with the ratchet.  You’ll need a change of clothes before going home on this one, because you’ll be covered in grease from head to toe as you bear hug the cross member, steering linkage, and countless other components just to get to the plugs.

It’s one of those jobs when the customer tells you they need a tune up the mechanic starts questioning their career choice. The customer says, “How come every time I ask a mechanic about tuning up my van they don’t want to do it?” Try it sometime… you’ll find out why.
 
  What can be even more frustrating is when a car comes in with a misfire and it’s diagnosed as a faulty spark plug.  The dead hole is the one that is just a fraction of an inch from the evaporator case.  You can’t even see the plug, but you gotta get to it somehow.  After what seems to be hours you manage to find the right combination of sockets and swivels to get that sucker out only to find the plug is completely shot.  You suggest to the customer that it’s time for a tune up, and they tell you that it was just done a week ago.  A little more investigating and you find that all the other plugs are brand new...except for the one you just wrestled out.  Now, I have two people I want to have a little wall to wall conversation with.  The engineer who designed this fiasco and the *#@^! mechanic who only changed 7 plugs.

I know I haven’t seen the worst of the worst, but I’ll bet there are mechanics out there who have run across worse ones than me.  How about you guys telling me your worst of the worst?  Send an email or text, and I’ll compile a list and put it into story form for later publication.  If anybody knows which spark plug changes are the worst, it’s you guys and gals out in the service bays.  Misery loves company, so think about your worst spark plug changes and let me know.






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